Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Impromptu participation lead to....

It was Saturday morning 28.06.08. Three friends were heading to TSV Korntal for a Porsche AG Workers Soccer Tournament. It was a 6 a side soccer tournament. Azwan, Azri and me were joined by three others, Alex, Wolfgang, and Manuel. They were the Panamera Jr. and I were initialy "the photographer" for the team. It was 9.00 o'clock. One of their team mates didn't appear.

Reluctant to retreat team Panamera Jr. decide to go to the field without one man and as expected they lost the first game 0:1 to team Maschinenfuse. After rethinking their strategy Team Panamera Jr. pull off a win 2:1 in the second match against Colorado Mischung.

The team were in high spirit after the first win. Retaining the same strategy from the second match Panamera Jr. pushing hard believing that they could at least pull a draw. But in the end Panamera Jr. lost 0:3 and 0:4 in the third and fourth game respectively.

In the sixth game facing group leader Carrera United, Panamera Jr. captain suggest to me to join the game. at least to stop them from a bigger lost. Reluctantly I join fearing being booted out by referee for not being a Porsche worker. Luckily the referee didn't seem to mind of my appearance in the team.

Panamera Jr. now played a defending strategy against Carrera United. After all our effort to stop Carrera United, Panamera Jr. lost 0:5 the biggest lost of the day for Panamera Jr.

Now for the last game, knowingly we had 0 chance to advance to quarter finals, we are going to play this for fun. Due to opponent proper attacking Panamera Jr. conceded three goals. At the later stage of the game Panamera Jr. got several chance to counter attack.

A Goalkick went directly to Azwan Aziz, skillfully he dribble 2 defenders and passed the ball to me. With just the opponent goalkeeper ahead of me, I shoot the ball towards the right above corner of the goal. The goalkeeper dive to save the ball but failed thus I converted my first ever goal in competitive soccer tournament. Toward the end Azwan Aziz convert another goal for Panamera Jr. As the time run out Panamera Jr. lost the last game 3:2.

Overall result Panamera Jr. were 6th out of seven in Group B.

Monday, June 23, 2008

Jawapan pada teka teki yang mengelirukan.

Anda mesti pernah jumpa teka teki sperti di bawah.

Rama miskin. Die takde duit.
Die nak beli baju yang berharga rm50.
Die pinjam kat kawan A rm25 dan die pinjam kat kawan B rm25
so die pegi la nak beli baju tu.
masa die pegi. die tgk baju tu sale. harga turun. baju tu skarang berharga rm47.
die bayar then die dapat baki rm3.
die bagi kawan A rm1 dan die bagi kawan B rm1.
die tinggal rm1.
die hutang kawan A rm24 dan die hutang kawan B rm24.
so die hutang rm48.
die ade rm1 skarang.
rm48+rm1= rm49

kenapa jumlah duit dia jadi rm49? Ke mana hilang rm1?

Untuk memberikan jawapan yang paling logik dan bernas sila bagi persamaan di bawah.
kes rama dari sudut matematik...
harga baju=jumlah pinjaman(kawan a+kawan b),
50=50
50=25+25
persamaan serentak selepas diskaun rm3,
50-3=(25+25)-3
47=(25+25)-3
selepas rama pulangkan duit pada kawannya rm1 seorang,
47=[(25-1)+(25-1)]-(3-2)
47=(24+24)-1
47=48-1 bukannya 48+1 !!!!!!
47=47

Saturday, June 14, 2008

The Irony of MyAirport

There was once a blog, whose name is MyAirport.
It has been defunct for almost 2 years.
Ailyeyanie even said "Huh This blog is collecting dust"

Then June 2008 come.
Malaysia has just raised the oil price.
Germany oil in record high

MyAirport has been revive
It come with Terminal 2
and Terminal 3 will follow

If MyAirport is a real airport
Everybody will get angry, Why?
Airports and airlines is the world worst oil consumption

Saturday, June 7, 2008

My High Schools Sweetheart

The year was 2000. It’s all began with the day when my college decided to boost the English O-Level result to a new height. Students were sorted according to their own capabilities into four sets for each corresponding class blocks. My batch had 16 classes altogether and was separated into 4 blocks. Each class of the same block had similar timetable thus made it possible for streamlining English lesson.

I was selected to be in the 2nd Set together with 26 other students under supervision of Ms Dura. It was during the ice breaking in this group that I had noticed her for the first times. She gracefully stood up and spoke forcefully introducing herself to the class. I learned that she came from the southern state of Malaysia. She had the nicest smiles I’d ever seen along with a deep dimple on her cheek. Above all I couldn’t help noticing how good she looks in red.

One day, My English teacher, Ms Dura, decided that our class ought to write some sort of poetry. It would help us understood the impact of abundant adjectives in our essay. Students were to choose either haiku, limericks, rhymes or poem. I remember her limericks that day. It was ironic since I couldn’t even remember mine. She used Backstreetboys lyrics’ ‘larger than life’ for the first lines of her limericks.

Although we were in the same English Set, I could only watch her from a far. Much of it due to our seat place in the class, where she sat at the back while I was seating at the front. I could only get know her better when she volunteered to join my group for my Thesis project. Why? I didn’t know till this day.

The end was near as we cramped up our heads pushing towards O-Level. Being a dork I am, I just sometimes left messages wishing her good luck on her desk. I never got a reply from her.

Last time I saw her in the school was the day our batch came back for our O-Level result. We both had done quite well. With our good results we had secure Scholarships from Public Service Department for continuing our education overseas. She decided to go to the USA studying Chemical Engineering while I chose Mechatronics Engineering in Karlsruhe, Germany.

My name is Jessarif Jizat. This is my story and she is my high school sweetheart.

Saturday, May 31, 2008

The Hidden Meaning of "Jessnor Arif Mat Jizat"

I am fair, honest, and logical. I am a natural leader, and people respect me.
I never give up, and I will succeed... even if it takes me a hundred tries.
I am rational enough to see every part of a problem. I am great at giving other people advice.

I am friendly, charming, and warm. I get along with almost everyone.
I work hard not to rock the boat. My easy going attitude brings people together.
At times, I can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, I pull it together.

I am the total package - suave, sexy, smart, and strong.
I have the whole world under your spell, and I can influence almost everyone you know.
I don't always resist my urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don't have as much going for them as I do.

I am very intuitive and wise. I understand the world better than most people.
I also have a very active imagination. I often get carried away with my thoughts.
I am prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. I sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals.

I am well rounded, with a complete perspective on life.
I am solid and dependable. I am loyal, and people can count on me.
At times, I can be a bit too serious. I tend to put too much pressure on yourself.

I am wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. I'm always up to something.
I have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle me. I'm very intense.
I definitely are a handful, and I'm likely to get in trouble. But my kind of trouble is a lot of fun.

I am usually the best at everything ... I strive for perfection.
I am confident, authoritative, and aggressive.
I have the classic "Type A" personality.

I tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get me excited... which can be a good or bad thing.
I have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. I don't stick with any one thing for very long.
I have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. My biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start.

I am loving, compassionate, and ruled by my feelings.
I am able to be a foundation for other people... but I still know how to have fun.
Sometimes my emotions weigh you down, but I generally feel free from them.

I am confident, self assured, and capable. I am not easily intimidated.
I master any and all skills easily. I don't have to work hard for what you want.
I make your life out to be exactly how I want it. And I'll knock down anyone who gets in your way!

I am a seeker. I often find myself restless - and I have a lot of questions about life.
I tend to travel often, to fairly random locations. I'm most comfortable when I'm far away from home.
I am quite passionate and easily tempted. My impulses sometimes get me into trouble.

I am incredibly wise and perceptive. I have a lot of life experience.
I am a natural peacemaker, and I am especially good at helping others get along.
But keeping the peace in my own life is not easy. I see things very differently, and it's hard to get me to budge.

Friday, May 30, 2008

What is it that make me me

Extroversion:

I have medium extroversion.
I'm not the life of the party, but I do show up for the party.
Sometimes I am full of energy and open to new social experiences.
But I also need to hibernate and enjoy your "down time."

Conscientiousness:

I have high conscientiousness.
Intelligent and reliable, I tend to succeed in life.
Most things in my life are organized and planned well.
But I borderline on being a total perfectionist.

Agreeableness:

I have high agreeableness.
I am easy to get along with, and I value harmony highly.
Helpful and generous, I am willing to compromise with almost anyone.
I give people the benefit of the doubt and don't mind giving someone a second chance.

Neuroticism:

I have low neuroticism.
I am very emotionally stable and mentally together.
Only the greatest setbacks upset me, and I bounce back quickly.
Overall, I am typically calm and relaxed - making others feel secure.

Openness to experience:

My openness to new experiences is high.
In life, I tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas.
I'll try almost anything interesting, and I'm constantly pushing your own limits.
A great connoisseir of art and beauty, I can find the positive side of almost anything.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

First post

Q: Among the boxes in the world.... what box can't you move by any mean?

A: Penalty Box.